It’s time for another Paroxysm of Poetry. That is, a week or so of daily poetic postings that pour out of my pen in perhaps a kind of paroxysmal pandemonium. This set of poetry is called The Man with the Yellow Bow Tie. It is written in a Surrealist style that is intended to be playful, entertaining, and a little bit ludicrous. I hope these will be a lot of fun for everyone to read, but always remember that if you don’t enjoy them, you are free to close your internet browser at any time. I apologise in advance for my bizarre taste in aesthetics; you will have to forgive a well-meaning, bow-tie-wearing poetaster like myself.